Daily Janniverse Happenings, 12 August 2009

• New F1 news post on CarEnvy: Schumacher: Not So Fast, Guys. No, definitely not talking about Ralf here. Remember that motorcycle accident Michael Schumacher had in February? It's come back to haunt him---much to Ferrari's chagrin. Wonder how all those fans who bought tickets to Valencia just because Schuey was going to make a comeback are feeling now?